merd


a nerd who loves the marvel franchise. including comic books, cartoons, movies and tv shows.
she lined up for 2 days to get tickets to the first screening of the avengers movie. what a merd she is!
mispelling of the french merde. means “sh-t.”
britain just told the u.s. that if france gives us any merde, we should nuke their derrieres.
a portmanteau ( i hope i spelled it right) of mexican and nerd. the merd in question is not necessarily mexican or mexican-american, but because ignorant people like to call latinos mexican, then, any latino who:

-hangs only with other merds or with the (asian) nerds (a must)
-may or may not have yellow fever
-doesn’t listen to rancheras, durangese, or any other typical latin music
-cannot get girls (or at least not latinas…yuumm)
-socially inept (optional)
-knows too much about computers (some it- guys can still get laid ie bill gates)

is considered a merd. this definition is brought to you by a son of a b-tch who decided to make this word up.
diego is merdy. he can’t dance, thinks a girl is hot just because she’s j-panese, hangs out with chinese nerds, doesn’t party and thinks rancheras suck.
two merged words.
merd (merged and word). phwallet (phone and wallet)
slang word for mad; or mispr-nunciation of mad
that b-tch was merd crazy last night!!
this jacket got merd pockets!
those cupcakes were merd good!
calling a person a merd is short the term monster nerd
tom does his homework and 5 minutes, never misses a science fair,and he is a member of the math and chess club he is such a merd!

monster nerd
1 sh-t

2 other expletive

3 bestest friend (dervied from merda-head, origins italian and french)
1,2 oh, merd!

3 merd, you’ll never guess what happened today…

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