merghin
-j-c-l-t- extracted from a corpse before the embalming process has occurred.
tina: oh man, i really wanted to have kids with jim, but i just found out he died in a freak construction accident.
jill: it’s fine, just run down to the morgue and grab a cup of his merghin before the coroner gets in.
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