Merkini


a merkini is when a hairy man makes a bathing suit or underwear by shaving all of his body and pubic hair, except for the areas that would be covered by a bikini or speedo.
i saw him at the beach today. he was wearing an itsy bitsey tiny weeny pubic hair merkini that he shaved just night before.

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