merriam-webster.com
the awesomest website ever, both for its unparalleled collection of english words and its all-purpose audio pr-nunciations.
1. i wonder what “agglutinative” means…-click click-…aha! now i know and shall forever treasure the knowledge.
2. fun-loving wordophile: heheheh…hey dude, check this out…
dude: what is it?
fun-loving wordophile: listen…-click- -you- -click- -are- -click- -a- -click- -d-ck- -click- -wad-
dude: holy sh-t, that’s brilliant.
fun-loving wordophile: i know, i love merriam-webster.com. there’s nothing quite like perverting helpful knowledge for the purpose of juvenile diversion!
dude: wow. you need to get off there, mr. wordy pants.
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