metaltation


a form of meditation originating from a group of young metalheads. procedure: sit cross-legged, elbows bent downward, and hands out to the side with only the index and pinky extended on each hand. conceptual visions may vary due to different styles of metal (such as melodic, death, or black metal)
to be fully immersed in the supreme style of music, you must first complete the ritual of metaltation.

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