merrysolo
to m-st-rb-t- (verb) or a masturbation session (noun), especially in a positive, fulfilling manner. from the slang meaning of “merry” as h-rny or randy (e.g. ophelia’s response to hamlet’s deranged s-xual innuendo: “you are merry, my lord.”). used to avoid the synonymous clinical (“m-st-rb-t-“), cr-ss (‘whack off”, “flick the bean”) or just odd (“self-love”) terms.
facetiming my canadian girlfriend puts me in a great mood and i always just merrysolo myself to sleep afterwards.
tom hiddleston just edged out ryan gosling as my main merrysolo star.
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