messafobe
one who is afraid of messes. and under no circ-mstances will be around a mess.
always needs things tidy.
this person will walk into a room that’s messy and have the sudden urge to clean it. if that is impossible due to the situation such as being at a party, the victim will leave the vicinity immediately.
ex. 1 my friend turned out to be a messafobe when we moved in together. now every room has to be clean at all times.
ex. 2 since dave is such a messafobe he can only go places where they keep sh-t clean, like a hospital or a church.
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