a person who fancies himself a savior or god, like jesus. however, unlike jesus, he is only concerned with his own welfare. ironically though, by taking whatever he wants and worshipping himself, he breaks almost all of the commandments.
al: how about joe, taking my things without asking! and he’s the worst player on our team!
mark: don’t tell him that though. he thinks he’s great… he’s such a mesus.
- stadium shit
a prank that entails taking a dump in the toilet tank, as opposed to the toilet bowl. when executing a stadium sh-t, it appears as though you are seated on a bleacher at a stadium, hence the name. this prank is usually performed at the residence of one that you dislike. the result of this […]
- Stanky Jarvis
a mythical bird spoken of in a prophecy, source unknown, signifying s-xual qualities of both abiotic and biotic items. “good god, that jarvis is down-right stanky” or “i know you want some of this stanky jarvis”
- meta fail
failing at failing. man: you fale, b-tch! girl: you misspelled fail. meta fail! 2 more definitions the failure to properly describe an act of failure. meta-failure cannot be ‘failure to fail’, because this implies that the act in question is a success. likewise, attempts to define ‘meta fail’ as a level of failure above ‘epic […]
- Mexican Brownie
the s-xual act of of a man sitting in the “taking a sh-t” position while a woman waits below to capture the feces inside her v-g-n-. if loose enough, a loud “sploosh” should be heard upon impact inside the woman’s v-g-n-. it should be known that absolutely no pleasure from this occurs and could probably […]
- mexican hot hummer
when a mexican woman eats hot peppers and gives you a bl-w j-b. maria ate a jalapano then went down on me she had my d-ck on fire becuase of her mexican hot hummer.