metabating
engaging in excessive metaphysical speculation. especially common practice among psycics, french philosophers, and philosophy majors looking to lure unsuspecting english majors into s-xual congress.
“i totally caught pierre metabating in front of some chicks at last night’s poetry slam.”
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after performing -n-l s-x on a partner, you wipe your feces covered p-n-s between the br–sts, resl-ting in a stripe of feces. immediately afterward, yelling “mud tie!” “man, that b-tch didn’t know what to do after i pulled out of her -ss and gave her the mud tie.” basically, you lay a big steaming poo […]
- rubberband hoe
a girl that keeps coming back even after doing numerous trifflin things to her, i.e girl who is sprung that rubberband hoe had s-x with him again even after he dumped her!
- muffbluff
one female impedes s-xual success of another female. similar to a c-ckblock; but the s-xes of a partic-p-nts are reversed. melanie was trying get with a fireman, but addy m-ffbluffed her. a m-ff-bluff is a situation in which a man or woman falsely -ssumes or is even tricked into believing that a woman would like […]
- muffincholy
the pensive, almost gloomy feeling you get after consuming one-too-many m-ffins. this can also be used after a hungover-brunch that doesn’t necessarily have to involve m-ffins, but must involve a hefty amount of carbs. “dude, what’s wrong you’re like staring into sp-ce.” “oh what? i’m fine i’m just a bit m-ffincholy right now.”
- run trick
the act of getting rid of someone that is buggin the h-ll outta you kevin was callin nonstop and so i hit him with a run trick to get him off of me.