metahipster
a subgenre of hipster that constantly satirizes stereotypical hipster behavior. completely incomprehensible to normal people, irritating and awkward to normal hipsters. can be genuine, trolls, or both.
hipster: “hey, animal collective is having a free concert in the city tomorrow. do you want to–”
metahipster: “–i can’t go. i’m getting my mop-top done in the morning and are taking an evening shift at the marxist bookstore to help pay for these pants that i definitely got at a thrift shop and not uniqlo.”
hipster: “um… wait, what?”
a hipster that is so ironic they do something considered mainstream or opposite of hipster.
a metahipster might do the following: go to georgia tech, major in math, watch football, wear b-tton-down shirts
(n.) hipsters too hipster to actually to be hipsters themselves.
metahipster: “i’m too hipster for skinny jeans and grizzly bear.”
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