metal mouth


same thing as braceface (look up braceface)
you’re a metalmouth!
5 more definitions
1. braces, having braces.

2. person with braces.

3. vocoder.
my cb handle was metal mouth in the early 80s, but i never wore braces. i was the chew-em-up mobile and the spit-em-out base.
due to iron content in blood, performing c-nn-l-ng-s on a menstrating woman can leave a metal like taste in the mouth. note that this phenomenon sometimes manifests itself even if no sign of blood can be seen.
after a wild a crazy night with your sister, i woke up with metal mouth.
all metal put into your mouth by the ortho, which displays public humiliation, annoyence to the mouth, over load on spit, voice change, and pain to the point where eating is a negative.
“metal mouth loser!”
a person who eats aluminium cans, particularly of the jack daniel’s variety.
the metal mouth kid chomped down hard on his can of jack daniel’s and dry.
when the ex girlfriend of a friend or your ex girlfriend is a total, manipulative b-tch and has braces.
melissa, you metal mouthed b-tch, you couldnt suck d-ck good enough if your life depended on it.

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