Metalorism


the relative ability to consume alcohol and process it effectively. a high metalorism means one possesses the ability to consume large quant-ties of alcohol at a time and not suffer certain disabilities: e.g., drunkeness, hangovers.
“red’s metalorism is incredibly high– he just did six shots and is still standing!”

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