Shitologist


one who is practiced in picking through others sh-t and exam imines it carefully.
hey stop looking through my sh-t! what are you a sh-tologist?
one who is specialized at making sh-t up within a minimal period of time, with exquisite creativity.
sh-tologist: “one time, i had to pee so bad, that the stream of urine in the toilet made a hole right through it, ripped the tile out of the ground, went into the neighbors house. and when the neighbors knocked on my door saying wtf? i peed a hole through his head!

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