metamasturbation


when you m-st-rb-t- to a p-rno within a p-rno.
for example, when you are watching a p-rno and suddenly realize that the p-rno that the characters in the p-rno are watching is hotter than the p-rno that they themselves are doing.
creeper 1: dude, did you watch -ss adventure iv yet?
creeper 2: yeah, but i don’t remember anything from it. i ended up doing some metamasturbation when the girlfriend put on that video in the living room to get herself in the mood.

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