methstache


noun: what a meth addict grows to cover his bad teeth.
bob, during an 11-day crank binge, grew a feeble methstache to try and hide his severe and irreversible dental decay.
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someone that has a similar facial hair to walter white from breaking bad.
person 1 “yesterday i saw a guy with the same mustache as walter white.”
person 2 “then he had a methstache.”

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