Metric Chassis


the general motors g-body platform (1978-88 chevy monte carlo, buick regal, pontiac grand prix, oldsmobile cutl-ss). “metric ch-ssis” is the name given to these cars by dirt track racing enthusiasts because they were the first gm car to start using metric fasteners.
tom is running a metric ch-ssis but most others have a camaro at that track.

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