metric shitload


a metric sh-tload is roughly 2.287 english sh-tloads.
i’ve got a metric sh-tload of stuff to get done this weekend
related to the metric f-ckton, which is greater than a metric megaton, but not as great as a metric megaf-ckton. ultimately all of these terms apply to a lot of unwanted or unliked things or events.
“ok, i’ve got a metric f-ckton of rice krispies at home, why are you picking uo that box?”
an eu imposed measurement of manure.
“oh arr, i used twenty metric sh-tloads on that there field of artichokes”
1. lots, tons, extremely…
2. equal to 2.227 imperial sh-tloads
i just downloaded a metric sh-tload of p-rn!!!
also equivalent to an imperial b-tt ton.
scientists still need to determine a conversion factor between a metric sh-tload and an imperial b-tt ton.
an alternate spelling of the official measurement scale used by european union bureaucrats to gauge the size of their expense accounts. original spelling: metric sh-tteload (as in metric tonne).
“i’ll need the cheque for these first thing monday,” said jurgen, dropping a metric sh-tteload of crumpled receipts on his secretary’s desk at 5:17 friday afternoon.
the huge amount of work involved in an econometrics major.
ive got to knock over a metrics sh-tload tonight.

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