Michaeline
\m(i)-chaeli-ne, micha(e)-line\
a feminine variant of michael, meaning “who is like g-d?”
michaeline is a very uncommon first name for women and an even rarer surname.
this name is possessed by women of strength, dignity, beauty, and jaw-dropping curves. if you ever encounter a michaeline, do not take her lightly.
most people do not pr-nounce or spell michaeline right the first time; michaeline is not to be mistaken for the michelina’s brand of frozen dinners.
“her name is michaeline. she’s so dang awesome… and curvacious.”
“i think i’ll name my daughter michaeline. and my second dog. maybe my goldfish, too.”
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