metrogate
a place where lots of bad sh-t happens. also, home of the infamous vandershower. it is often unneccesarily guarded by a muhammed, who makes sure no intruders sneak in. however, why someone would want to enter metrogate is beyond me. dont be fooled by the comfy couches in the common room. a blacklight would reveal much more than meets the common eye. and that computer you are using in the computer lab, was most likely used by a pedophile or a strange old man with gl-sses openly watching gay p-rn.
guy 1: dude, don’t tell me you got sent there???
guy 2: yea man, i have to spend three months in metrogate.
guy 1: oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!
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