Metz


this is a difficult surname to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. one of the closest translations that experts give is g-d or many other variations of that general idea.

other definitions are thought to be:

tao

chi

the great spirit

chuck norris

energy

infinity

sublime

ect

despite the fact that various names have been pinned to metz, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of g-d) cannot even withstand the magnitude of metz.

the reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of metz cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. metz is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. one common belief is that metz is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. it seems to surp-ss the idea of infinity. quantum physicists report that this metz is everything and nothing. it or he is said to have unexplainable connections with the string and superstring theories as metz resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that metz is one who is, as they say, “the answer”. all attempts to understand this idea of metz have failed.
metz. nothing else can describe him.
a tiny elf like female
is that one of santas? naw its a metz
tracker hacker with jewels and a carebear in his pocket and sabrina’s beauty in his heart;)
metz loves hot tubs and snowball fights with boat rides and good friends, chicken wings, pizza, kfc like me, and cookie. ilu

his favorite line from a move is “i like a cookie.”
to promote or otherwise install a cots product that has almost no support and is a cr-ppy product
i’ve got a metz to install this weekend. wish me luck.

who installed this cr-ppy metz?
from the german word meaning “as gay as the day is long”. can also mean “rib eating, watermelon lover” and ” a jewish person’s best friend” official pr-nunciation: but-er-hed.
that guy with the rainbow b-mper-stickeris a flaming metz!
that metz is a great gansta rapper.

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