Mexas


any place in texas below a line from houston to midland.
my boss wants me to go to mexas to meet with a client.

really? how far is the drive to san antonio?
a state in america that used to be known as texas before it was taken over by the mexicans
did you know that mexas used to be called texas before all the wussy texans surrendered it to the mexicans?

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