when you put a burrito on your d-ck and proceed to f-ck-ng somebody in the -ss-hole.
oh man, i gave her a mexican -ss-mash last night, and when i was finished, her -ss-hole was deep, dark purple. it was awesome!
- microwave head
pretty much when one feels like they’re being microwaved. usually due to an excess of bad chinese food, stress, or whatever else drives one to a lack of sanity. friend 1: whoa, is tobey okay? friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head. tobey: -stares into sp-ce like a zombie-
- mock *ss n*gg*
a person who isn’t worth their value. doesn’t amount to anything. son i just saw this mock -ss n-gg- at the club wasn’t worth sh-t
- moose knuckle sandwich
when a man with moose knuckle(s) gently slaps it on your face. like a knuckle sammy, only saltier. “julian gave me a moose knuckle sandwich last night, it was like eating a bag of lays salt and vinegar potatoe chips.
- munchkin princess
an unforgettably adorable ball of fun – most commonly used to describe the girl of one’s dream. awww you’re my munchkin princess!
- mushroom tart
an dirty, smelly, unwashed b-ll-nd head glans of the p-n-s. typically made dirty from sweat, dirt, sm-gm- or failure to clean up post coitus. usually the condition is discovered by an unsuspecting lover initiating oral s-x. rachel went down on carl after he got home from a long day of construction work and wound up […]