Mexican Bible Study
a kinky s-x maneuver in which while the male is licking the female’s (or other male’s 😉 -n-s, she defecates into his mouth. the male then half-way swallows it leaving it partly in his throat. the other member then repositions themselves by laying on their back with knees bent upward. the male then regurgitates the feces back into the other members mouth and places each of his b-tt cheeks onto each of the respective br–sts placing his p-n-s against the entrance of her nose as she masticates on the feces rocking back and forth -j-c-l-t-ng down her nasal c-n-l.
i’m gonna go give your mom a mexican bible study.
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