Mexican Name Scale
the scale used to determine the coolness of mexicans, based on last name.
10: rodriguez–coolest of the cool, bamf
9: moreno–very ba
8: hernandez– really awesome guy
7: ramirez–pretty cool
6: castillo–cool but not bamfy at all
5: flores–nice person
4: mendoza–decent but not good
3: castro–a bit asanine
2: sanchez–semi-dumb, could be smelly
1: gomez–what an idiot!
if your last name is rodriguez, congratulations!
moreno’s pretty cool. i’d hate to be gomez! that dweeb.
with the mexican name scale, it’s a lot easier for me to tell who’s hot and who’s not.
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