Mexican Toolbox
crescent wrench in some locations and
vice grips in others
i’ve never been stranded on the side of the road as long as i have my mexican toolbox
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act of masturbating by slamming a toilet lid onto your erect p-n-s.
dude! i just walked in on kyle doing the mexican toolbox in the bathroom!! it was awesome!
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