mexican truffle
the mexican truffle is a horid birth defect where the baby is born with a tattoo of ricky martin on his/her right chest and another of corn on the cobb located on the left b-ttocks. there is also the random convulsions and seizures of the crotch area. this is usually the result of a very outgoing mother who enjoys cr-ppy music and eats la comida de mexicana 13 to 15 times a day…this can happen to anybody even you! you have been warned…take notice and stay in school
tommy boy: dude your crotch is vibrating terribly man!
ryda roo: yeah it does that from time to time, i just kinda let it do its thing..i got mexican truffle y’know..
chrissy from guam: you get that too!?!?
ryder roo: h-lls yeah!!
tom,ryder,chrissy,jesus: yes!!! -high five-
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