mezzosexual
s-xually attraction to mezzo-sopranos in trouser roles.
watching annio and sesto seduce vitellia and servilia in mozart’s la clemenza de t-to has made me into a mezzos-xual.
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- Roooooosshh
being an instance in which a usually comedic situation is set up purely for the reaction of confusing/going over the head of a victim(s) b-st-rdised form of the word “whoosh” used to symbolise the conversation flying over the head of the poor fool involved. origins:racist-from the stereotyped oriental trait of confusing r’s with other letters […]
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- Rubber Rat
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