michael jones
1. a member of achievement hunter and rooster teeth, and host/creator of the popular youtube series, rage quit.
2. some random f-ck who shares the same name as michael from rage quit, and doesn’t deserve the same name as him.
michael jones: come on ray, let’s play icky cookie.
gavin: what the h-ll is icky cookie?
ray: its where you take a cookie and you all take turns j-zzing on the cookie.
gavin: aww, ray
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