Michael Knowles
a routine to get a girl to sleep with them. usually full of lies and fake promises that will never happen.
named after a very arrogant musician who has hurt far too many girls by cheating and lying. he ‘knowles’ every trick in the book and often carries around a million excuses just incase. tread carefully girls…
“eugh he tried to do a michael knowles on me” “ew what a creep”
“look there’s another michael knowles victim, poor girl”
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