micheal scott
the worst human being to ever exist. he is a s-xist, racist, h-m-phobic, selfish, and a complete and utter idiot. he once said that it’s only offensive to call someone “f-ggy” if their actually g-y. he believes that if their is an actual decision to be made, he should procrastinate. he is willing to throw people under a literal and metaphorical bus if it means he will gain something.
micheal scott is the epitome of the worst human being and boss.
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