Microshite
a tiny nugget of binary cr-p. this term can be used to describe nearly all of the software produced by an insignificant company with a similar name, ‘microsoft’.
i’m having problems connecting to the internet because my modem is having a microsh-te moment.
a better and more reliable operating system than its counter part microsoft.
anything that includes the microsoft logo is b-ll-cks whilst microsh-te is’nt.
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