middle earth
imaginary realm created by jrr tolkien based upon his childhood growing up in the midlands of england
the shire was in middle earth
a word used to describe being in a very obscure place, said by somebody who has no idea where they are.
“where are we, f-cking middle earth?”
a fictional land in books by j.r.r. tolkien
man, those hobbits are just the hottest thing to hit middle earth since the dwarves!
a place to plow p-ssy
yo man i just plowed rajs moms p-ssy down to middle earth. holla!
the overly large sp-ce between a girl’s br–sts.
dude i tried to t-tty f-ck that girl until i realized i was entering middle earth.
the patch of skin between your b-tt hole and ball sack.
in reference to chafing dude, middle earth is on fire.
the place where hot guys like orlando bloom are not hard to find
:-/
i cheated on him in middle earth.
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