Middle-Eastern Lumberjack
when a man of middle-eastern descent has s-x with an american woman with a hairy crotch, while he is wearing a red flannel shirt. immediately after release, he blows himself and the woman up.
person 1: i heard the middle-eastern lumberjack is a good position.
person 2: i know, you won’t be able to walk for a week.
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