Middle nut


used for bargaining purposes as well as awards. it allows you to give someone the respect that comes with the ownership of one of your t-st-cl-s, without actually giving one away. many people respect the bargaining power of the middle nut, however there are some who believe it to be worthless.
ex 1:
sean: hey i’ll give you a middle nut if you chug that 2 liter!

todd: no man, i want something that’s real… give me a dollar and i’ll do it.

ex 2:
jimmy: you can do a backflip?! that’s awesome, you deserve one of my middle nuts… maybe even two…

simon: sweet man, you know that means i have partial ownership of your soul, right?

jimmy: yeah.

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