she wanted his d-ck inside her, but instead of f-cking her, he used his fingers and started middleschooling her.
- Midnight Beef Peeling
the act of which one jerks off before engaging in slumber. dude, we just caught john midnight beef peeling.
obsession with obama disorder an obsession, usually on an unhealthy level, with president obama. did you hear about john? yeah! i heard he has owod
- Lady balls
when a girl has the “b-lls” to do something d-mn she’s got some serious lady b-lls to be doin that. 1. equivalent of male slang and connotations that surround the word “b-lls,” altered to accommodate women with the same characteristics ex: “he loves my b-lls” becomes “he loves my ladyb-lls.” “she did that?! it takes […]
- Lake Minnitonka
where you go to purify yourself. “why don’t you purify yourself in the waters of lake minnitonka.” – prince.
things that foo mexicans put on car seats lee-prd ju wan sum leepard man, i hook ju up weef sum leepard homz