Middletown highschool


located in middletown, delaware. where all the poor low-cl-ss people go who are too lazy or poor to go to a catholic/ private school. mostly black people go there. there ap courses are equivalent padua’s lowest courses. middletown girls don’t have any style at all and are stuck in 2005. middletown students are salty because they got sent there instead of appo.
random person: what school do you go to?
middletown student: middletown highschool
random person: ohhhhh, well at least its easy.

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