midlander


someone from the midlands in the uk, due to their geographical location in england is neither a northern monkey, or a southern fairy. a strong divide is fiercely argued between northerners and southerners as to who is better and lives at the better end of the country, in reality neither can speak english without strong and annoying accents and the midlands is where the normal people live.
chris is from northampton so therefore is a midlander, not a monkey or a fairy, and can talk and be understood correctly.

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