mig bike


mig bike (or big mike) is that one kid who plans to be a future army soldier in high school. he seems like a tough guy in hindsight but when you get to know him he can be a real gentle giant. you might know mig bike as a man of strong character, he’s got a tight build, tall, can perform a fifty rep lying close-grip bar curl on a high pulley effortlessly and a standing one-arm dumbbell curl over an incline bench if he’s really in the mood to rip some clut. for this greased beast getting p-ssy is always in the utmost priority. if you’re of the xx chromosomal variety and happen to cross this macho man’s path, happen to smell the scent of masculinity emanating from his presence, it is by the virtue of his existence that you j-sm buckets.
“man that ginger in french is a real -sshole”
“chill, he’s just a mig bike”

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