milky willy
a milky w-lly is when a lactating woman squirts breast milk into her husband’s ear. kinda like a wet w-lly, but with milk.
dustin was sitting at the desk doing taxes. suddenly, his wife snuck up behind him and squirted breast milk into his ear, giving him a milky w-lly.
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