look at all those muddles!!
unintentional male-on-male cuddling which happens as the result of having to share a bed in a cr-ppy hotel room due to a non-existant travel budget.
garrett: dude, wtf-ck was that all about last night? you were trying to muddle with me all night!
brandon: sorry bro, i forgot i was sleeping with your stupid -ss in this lame motel. my bad. i thought you were my girlfriend.
garrett: f-ck off, i’m gonna go brush my teeth.
the contraction that is accidentally formed when a person is trying to say muddy puddle.
dude why did you push me in that muddle.
d-mnit i meant muddy puddle
muddles is a form of cuddling which include wondering hand syndrome which leads to s-xual intercourse.
foreplay under pretense of cuddling =)
hey baby, did you want to come over for some muddles?
a puddle of mud that is frankly…disgusting.
“ahhhhhh! i just stepped in a muddle! now i have mud all over my shoes. my brand new shoes! it’s like a puddle–but it has muuuuuud.”
a dirty word used to describe many s-xual acts usually fornication between two consenting adults.
“ooohh baby im going to muddle the f–k out of you tonight!”
its a little puddle of “mud”
when you go hiking after a rainy day, you have to watch those muddles.
when you get you’re baby dressed up to go out and as you’re leaving you find him/her out side standing in a puddle of mud , so you take her inside and change her and when you’re on the way she starts crying and you reach for her bottle only to realize that u left it at home , and you tell her thats what u get for stepping in the muddle ….mud+puddle+bottle
” gaby why did u have to step in that muddle”
- Nap Gap
a nap gap is when you figure out a spot to nap on your schedule. normally used when your in college because you have no time to sleep at night. on twitter the hashtag is #ng for nap gap. jack: “when did you put your nap gaps jon so i know when we can hang […]
a girl who doesn’t know how to keep her hands off another girl’s man. she also s-xually har-sses guys too… she’s also said to have the flattest -ss. nicole just stole that girl’s man! that nicole girl doesn’t know how to keep her hands off of other guys… awesome person that is often imitated but […]
- Panda Eyes
a coolidiculous term for a white male who has black make-up around his eyes, thus resembling a panda. if your gf turns you into a panda-eyes f-sag, just laugh it off, and let her a bit of fun. when a girl wearing mascara has a shower and it causes her eyes to look dark like […]
- road whore
a woman that tries to sleep with men who work on the road, in hopes of landing a sugar daddy, busting up a marriage, or a new boyfriend or husband. pipeliners, watch out for those roadwh-r-s all they’re after is your paycheck. never trust a roadwh-r-, if she wasn’t with you coming up she’ll probably […]
a kerchief used in s-xual activites used to tie hands, around necks, or something else “i’ve got us a s-xerchief to use tonight” “did you pick up those s-xerchiefs before the kids came home?” “tie that s-xerchief around my neck”