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the absolute worst television show ever aired, or, for that matter, concieved by man. it is a void, a black hole completly empty of any mirth or comedy whatsoever. it is a momentous failure of mankind and g-d. it is the humor equivalent of absolute zero; so blatantly unfunny that it can only be achieved through a controlled laboratory setting. this leads some to believe that mind of mencia was, in fact, created specifically as an experiment to find the most unhumorous idea possible, but it’s hard to imagine that any but the most s-d-stic would even contemplate unleashing such an abhorrition as mom on the world.

also, vb: mencian
something so horrible it compares to the calibur of the unholy blight itself, mind of mencia. it has yet to be used seriously, because come on, let’s face it, nothing is that f-cking bad.
“dude, that cl-ss was so bad…it was, like mencian.” (it is as bad as mind of mencia)
“woah, woah. hold up. it wasn’t that bad.”
“you’re right. nothing is that bad.”
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a show made by comedy central to try and fill the gap that chappelle’s show left that horribly fails and is thoroughly unfunny. all jokes are about 9/11 and arabs because carlos mencia isn’t afraid to speak his mind! he’s so edgy and offensive!
“dude did you see mind of mencia last night?”
“yeah dude, it f-cking sucked. all of the jokes weren’t funny and they were part of his old unfunny material.
hands down the worst show/comedian in the history of television/comedy. carlos mencia does for comedy what the holocaust did for the jews, except the holocaust wasn’t as brutal, it made more sense, and was slightly less of a crime against humanity.

carlos mencia’s jokes have no range outside of weak observations about race, nor do they contain an ounce of originality. when i talk about the show being a horrendous atrocity, i’m not reffering to the show being overly racist, in fact that has almost nothing to do with it. it’s the constructs of the jokes themselves. they’re pitiful attempts at humor. they lack any kind of intelligence whatsoever, so little in fact, that his comedy is barely one notch above a clown slipping on a banana peel. 80% of his jokes don’t even have a punch line, they are just stereotypes examined to the point of obscurity.

the following paragraph is specifically for carlos…

yelling a joke doesn’t make it funnier. doing little twitches while telling a joke doesn’t make it funnier. pointing at the camera or various people in the audience doesn’t make it funnier. laughing hysterically at your own jokes doesn’t make them funnier. relying on stereotypes for 99.8% of your material doesn’t make you funnier. having your own show doesn’t make you funny. your not funny, nor are you by any means a respected comedian, but rather, you are a commercialized joke, a fat vulture feeding on the remains of the chappelle show. perhaps when you take the time to construct a joke coherently, rather than fall back on “in-yo-face”-ity, will you truly know what it means to be a comedian.

what’s that you say, carlos speaks the truth? he’s brave for saying what we’re all thinking and people just need to lighten up? well then i have good news for all you mencia fans: we can all be carlos mencia! its easier than you think. just take a sterotypical topic (like asian drivers, black people eating watermelon, or mexicans mowing lawns) and yell it while doing a little dance.

have you ever noticed asians can’t drive!!! dee dee dee!!!!

see? wasn’t that easy? i hope there are enough time slots and paychecks at comedy central for all of us.

mind of mencia’s abnormal success is a dark glimpse into the comedic mind of the american majority (although we all know tv rating systems are inaccurate). to put it simply, it is simplistic, it is comedy (dare i even use that word to describe it) that requires no thinking, intelligence, or taste. the next time you laugh at his quote-unquote “jokes”, ask yourself why your laughing. is it content that is essentially clever and humorous, or is it an exploitation of obvious stereotypes that any person with half a brain can concieve?
as mother unfastened baby’s diaper and wiped the mind of mencia from between his chafed cheeks, an atrocious smell filled the room, suffocating the three of us.
a cr-ppy sketch comedy show on comedy central that was only made as a cheap replacement for chapelle’s show. granted carlos mencia’s previous stand-up specials were hilarious, this show is simply horse sh-t.
mind of mencia sucks so much it makes me want to stab myself in the throat.
the anti-comedy.

a show so unbelievably good at making racism unfunny. a feat apparently possible.
www.google.com/search?q=mexican+jokes mind of mencia and that ugly mole’s entire repetoire in a click.
a travesty of television. everything that is wrong with comedy. ethnic simple minded garbage. tries to be controversial, but the only controversy here is that the show is still on. oh and the fact that the guy isn’t even a mexican. the only reason this guy has a job is a misguided attempt by comedy central to corner a hispanic market.
look at the examples the guy who said that mind of mencia was good. they are stupid, and were jokes on the internet and other places a long time before.

“i love mind of mencia! whether ned holness…sorry carlos mencia is talking about race or….race he finds a funny insight i could never think of!”

“is that a sh-t stain on your pants?”
mind of mencia is a show about a mentally r-t-rded spic named carlos mencia, who says he makes fun of “all people” when in reality he makes all non-white look good and only really makes fun of white people. infact, mencia is part white himself, his father was german. carlos mencia’s birth name was really “ned holness”.
in mind of mencia, carlos always make white people look like “stupid white trash”, this can be proved if you watch serval segments of his show, such as “ask whitey” and “n-gg-r or n-gg-“, where he calls blacks his ‘bruthas’ and says “white people are forbidden to use the word ‘n-gg-r’ only blacks and hispanics can because we’ve taken over the u.s.”