Mind Poo


mind poo is when you need to a do a real sh-t but really can not be bothered walking that whole 5 metres to the toilet. so instead of walking. you do a m-ssive sh-t in your mind and hope that you no longer need to go for a sh-t in real life. thinking too hard may cause you to do a real sh-t.
guy 1: i really need a sh-t but i cant be bothered going to the toilet.
guy 2: dude just do a mind poo.
guy 1: a mind what????
guy 2: a sh-t in ur mind.
guy 1: -does sh-t in mind- dude that feel heaps better.

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