Roflstomper
someone who is completely beast at everything in every single way possible, and does it in such a way where people adore him.
stephen colbert is indeed, a roflstomper.
a killjoy, someone (esp. a man) who ruins the fun for others by pointing out the inappropriateness of funny comments and situations.
a female displaying such unpleasant qualities is known as a roflstompette
an informal variation of “crusher of laughs”.
me: man, why does juan have to be so politically correct all the time?
you: yeah he can be a real roflstomper sometimes.
juan: guys, it’s really rude to make fun of someone using cool words they don’t know. your mothers did a bad job at raising you, unlike mine.
us: i guess your mother must really be a roflstompette.
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