minge pelmet
hanging flab from below a woman’s gut but above her genitals. many women attempt to hide their pelmets by pulling their trousers up well above their waists.
origin: midlands, uk. minge: see ‘minge’. pelmet: an architectural feature built to hide curtain fittings, making the appearance of the curtain more aesthetic.
minge pelmet may also be used to describe an individual with a prominent minge pelmet.
“f-ck me, look at the minge pelmet on her!”
“look out! here comes minge pelmet!”
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