minitoon
i was only 9 years old.
i loved minitoon so much, i played containment breach and site-35.
i pray to minitoon every night, thanking him for the life i’ve been given. “mini is love” i say, “mini is life.”
my dad hears me and calls me a f-ggot. i knew he was just jealous of my devotion to mini.
i called him a c-nt.
he hits me and sends me to sleep.
i’m crying now and my face hurts.
i lay in bed, really cold. i feel something warm…
it’s minitoon! i was so happy.
he whispers in my ear “5 little monkeys jumping on the bed”
he grabs me with his pink hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. i’m ready.
i spread my -ss cheeks for minitoon.
he penetrates my b-tthole.
it hurts so much, but i do it for minitoon. i can feel my b-tt tearing and eyes watering.
i want to please minitoon.
he plays a mighty tune on his ukulele as he fills my b-tt with his love.
my dad walks in.
mini looks him straight in the eye and says,
“fixing 500-1 finally for you guys”
mini leaves through my window.
mini is love. mini is life.
minitoon make progress on your game you sack ‘o’ sh-t
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