minor
sh-tty legislation law that makes you less relevant based on how low your age is under 21 or 18
minor: hi im 13, id really like some booty 😉
mature: fo kid
minor: -ragequit-
1: one who is under the age of eighteen. the government put this into place to hopefully stop teenage pregnancy, teenage drinking, and to stop people over the age of 18 from being with the so-called “minor” even if it is consensual to both parties.
2: small; smaller. not as important.
1: “dude, that is so f-cked up! i’ve been going with this guy for three years then he turns 18 four months ahead of me, and the police arrested him. that is so f-cking stupid!”
2: “i’m majoring in law and minoring in child development at university. what are yours?”
a derogatory term used to refer to people under the age of 18 as not being able to do the same things that a person over the age of 18 could do. it is used mostly in countries that do not have smart enough people in them to realize that nothing changes when a person turns 18 (such as america).
minor: why can i not do the same things that you can do?
adult: because you need extreme protection because you are not a human being yet.
minor: but why am i not a human being yet?
adult: umm, hey look over there a flying dog! -adult runs-
london slang:
1) a word used to describre something as not being very important.
2) disregarding something somebody has said.
” that girl has got a big -ss”
“minor, my girlfriend’s is bigger”
the united states newest derogatory word. next to f-ggot (and previously n-gg-r) minor is the united states most popular way to discriminate against people. when gays eventually get full rights and the word f-ggot becomes unused, minor will be the only derogatory word, but, more then likely, the united states will find someone new to discriminate against. possibly jews?
the land of the free-
19??-now | freedom applies to those over 18, no minors
19??-now | freedom applies to straights, no f-ggots
1700-1863 | freedom applies to whites, no n-gg-rs
insignificant, not important
michael-so do u like my new tune?
ricardo-its minor
not a big deal, something you shouldn’t worry about; commonly used by surfers
-sorry i f-cked your sister bro
-it’s minors dude
adj. smaller or less by comparison.
minor leagues are less important than major leagues.
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