Miriam

that girl in your cl-ss. you know the one. she’s a total enigma.
she’s the reason you can’t remember what you learnt in that lesson, or what the homework was -in short, she’s the reason your failing school. she’s the palest girl you’ve ever seen, with raven black hair and the kinda eyes that make you want to die. it almost hurts to look at her. you’ve never spoken to her, either because you’re intimidated by her enigmatic vibe, or you just know you’re never gonna be good enough for such a f-cking angel.

however if you should ever get to know a miriam, you realise she’s actually f-cking cool. she’s the girl all the bad guys want, because you know, while she sits there looking all ethereal and quiet …she’s a wild one. her quick sarcasm and seemingly emotional detachment add to her ”anti-girl” charm and it breaks your heart to know she’ll never love you as much as you love her. she’s funny and the moment you realise she’s into fat, dirty, loser boys …you want to die.
“we have double english today, fml!”
“shut the f-ck up, miriam’s in our cl-ss; man i love that girl”
“no way man, she’s such a f-cking tease, you’ll never get her”
“i know. f-ck my life man. just shoot me now.”

”the new girl’s kinda hot!”
“oh, i heard she’s into like old-school horror, metal and is a real wild child. she’s f-cking cool man. but apparently she likes that fat dude in the year above…”
“no way man. awh, she’s such a miriam”
the kind of beauty a guy only sees once. you know? once.
”omg…omg…that’s, that’s…that’s perfection.”
”that’s a miriam.”
miriam is an ancient welsh goddess of outstanding beauty and strength. to be a miriam is to be a perfect being except for her achilles heel which is a broken knee. it gives out on her when she needs it the most.
suzy wins at everything, at least until the ultimate contest when her knee gives out and she flops badly.
she is such a miriam.
the greek word for a hot and s-xy person . used very commonly for a g-d or g-ddess during the time of the renaissance
joe : ” she is such a miriam ”
john : ” her friend is a miriam too ”
an ancient goddess of beauty, who is also amazingly strong and s-xy. all the elements are hers. a girl named miriam will take on the characteristics of strength, intelligence, and beauty, plus other unique characteristics.
woahh, that new girl is so hot….

she reminds me of miriam.
a cool, preety, short girl. she’s funny and very outgoing. always hyper and fun to be with. she keeps converstions going. she always seems to go for the wrong type of guys, and tends to want to give up at the end. hispanice chik, skinny, slim with preety curly hair . she makes friends with evryone and she loves everyone. she’s trutsworthy and you can come to her with anything, especially boys. you’ll always love her and get long with her . she’s like no other person in the world .
“d-mn look at that miriam! gotta love her!”
that girl who is just so f-cking perfect in every way.

every guy falls in love with her from the minute they see her, with her long straight chocolate brown hair and gorgeous bright blue eyes.

this girl is unforgettable. she’s the reason you’re failing school – the reason you can’t focus in anything you do.
you know you’ll never be with a miriam. she’s just too f-cking perfect for you.

no, she’s not a sl-t – but she’s not prude either. she’s just waiting for the right guy. her standards are high so you know she’d never go for you – and it hurts.

once you get to know miriam, you see she’s not only gorgeous – she’s insanely smart, creative, and funny. she has the best personality ever. pure amazingness.

this girl is the sh-t.
john: ugh, we have math next.
james: wtf man, miriams in our cl-ss.
john: oh right! f-ck yesss, math!
james: bro you’d never get a miriam
john: if i can’t get miriam, i don’t want anyone. just shoot me now!

susan: i’m so fat! why can’t i look like miriam??
hanna: i know, right? gosh, she’s just so perfect.

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