Mirrasian
noun::
1. a living optical illusion in which atmospheric refraction by a layer of hot air distorts or inverts reflections of an asian person to appear non-asian at a distance.
2. someone who is asian and from afar appears to be an attractive latin, caucasian, or other nationality but, when close you are disappointed to see another asian.
3. illusory asians.
i thought that guy was s-xy and went to get his number but when i got close i was embarr-ssed because he was a mirrasian.
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