Mission car


a very sh-tty old beater car that is disposable, unregistered and uninsured that one would use to conduct ‘missions’ in, such as egging someone’s house or conducting paintball drivebys. once said ‘mission’ is over, the mission car is to be driven into a lake and abandoned.
we dumped our mission car into the lake after we lost the cops that were on to us.

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