missioncontrol


a great plan thought up while drinking beer and mowing the lawn.
i am sticking with my plan… it’s a good plan… i came up with it while drinking beer and mowing the lawn…

looks like he pulled another missioncontrol.
the decision maker in a relationship. a reference to the sp-ce program where the astronaut has to get anything and everything approved by the command center on earth.
person 1: “can you go golfing with us this weekend?”

person 2: “i don’t know. i’ll have to check with mission control.”

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